- Notice three or four tiny holes* in current jeans - while at work.
- Borrow a car.
- Drive to the store.
- Try on every pair of jeans, capris, and shorts within a four size range.
- Decide against spending $50 on the single pair of shorts that fit.
- Purchase the only pair of jeans that fit around the waist - despite being 3 inches too short - for a bargain $12
- Bring them home.
- Try them on again. Decide the high water look isn't working.
- Pull out a pair of last year's worn out capris and the sharpest shears in the house.
- Lay the capris on top of the jeans.
- Cut the jeans to about 2 inches longer than the capris.
- Figure if this doesn't work, they can be shorts.
- Turn the raw edge up 1/2 inch.
- Remove the cat from the measuring tape.
- Remove the cat from the new jeans.
- Turn one leg up an additional inch.
- Remove the cat from the measuring tape.
- Turn the other leg up an additional inch.
- Try on new capris.
- Put them in the wash.
- Hope they don't shrink too much in the drier.
- Wear them to band practice the next day.
- Take a terrible phone picture.
* Not the kind of holes I can ignore. Do they sell jeans with reinforced thighs?
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